Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Flight 772 to Providence: Stepping in the shoes of a Superstar Sales Representative


Side by Side Y-Jacking with an agent selling premier services to a customer.

Courtesy of http://www.liveops.com/liveops-address-contact-information
 

How it goes down in real life:

Agent: Premier Services!This is the best agent ever, how can I help you?

Customer: Hello, my bill is to high. What can we do about lowering it?

Agent: Let me transfer you to my Retention department. Thanks for calling Premier Services.

How it goes down in my head:

Agent: Premier Services!This is the best agent ever, how can I help you?

Customer: Hello, I lost my cat & I see one of your trucks in the neighborhood. Can you help me find it?

Agent: I can help with that.

Customer: I also need you to fix my hedges, your tech trimmed them.

Agent: Sir, you need to let the tech in to fix the cable too.

Customer: He looks like a shifty character. My wife said never talk to strangers

Agent: Sir, who wears the pants in your house? You or your wife?

Customer: Well my wife was right that time I only watched the first 3 minutes of the Mighty Ducks, and said I deserved a refund.

Agent: Ma’am we cannot control what the people on duck dynasty say

Customer: I’m calling 911

Agent: Sounds like a plan. Thanks for calling Premier Services. Have a wonderful day :)


***Big shout out to the sales agents who shared their wildest experiences with me on a Wednesday afternoon***

 

No comments:

Post a Comment